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Anonymous said: you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?

jimmbbo:

perfect-melodies-filthy-wubs:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

im in the couch like

she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

i’ve never re-blogged something so quick in my life. 

I fuckin love tumblr stories

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nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute

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Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.
— "Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via claire-luisa)

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officialunitedstates:

do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life

via #EROTICTOP.
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azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

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snapslikethis:

takeme-killmeinstead:

snapslikethis:

Look at this

LOOK

I’ve never made this connection before…at the beginning of DH Hermione tells Ron and Harry how a wizard who’d split his soul could heal himself, save himself…remorse

oh, harry

Harry James you precious baby

I’ve read this second bit before, the whole try for some remorse thing, and thought it was just a Harry stabbing in the dark, but nO

It was so calculated

He remembered that conversation

Hermione’s research

actual, possible redemption for Voldemort

he kept that hope, however slim, that Voldemort could be saved

before they cast their final curses, after all that happened, Harry was actually trying to get Voldemort to mend himself back together

Harry james potter you compassionate jerk trying to save your mortal enemy before he utterly and finally destroys himself

This is everything

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mikefuentes5150:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:





IT GOT BETTER

…THOR WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE. HE MISUNDERSTOOD THE CONCEPT OF ‘THE SHOCKER’. HE IS VERY SORRY. NOT UNLIKE THE TIME HE MISUNDERSTOOD THE MAN OF IRON’S INTENTION TO ‘GET HAMMERED’. MJOLNIR WOULD ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGISE FOR THAT SITUATION.

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

mikefuentes5150:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:

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IT GOT BETTER

…THOR WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE. HE MISUNDERSTOOD THE CONCEPT OF ‘THE SHOCKER’. HE IS VERY SORRY. NOT UNLIKE THE TIME HE MISUNDERSTOOD THE MAN OF IRON’S INTENTION TO ‘GET HAMMERED’. MJOLNIR WOULD ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGISE FOR THAT SITUATION.

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raind0wn:

allthecanadianpolitics:

drmathishard:

Lest anybody believe even for a second that Canada is better than the USA when it comes to racism. Behold Sun News’ discussion panel on white privilege. 

To be fair Sun News is also known as ‘Fox News North’.

This was absolutely disgusting and very hard to watch. They actually said that the speaker has ‘muslim privilege’ which offers him sympathy when he is racially profiled at airports.

JFC.

absolutely vomitworthy

absolutely horrid

via .

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